Well I am home from my first official day of work, ever. My feet are sore and I have a mean old lady on my mind but other than that, all is well. I get to go back to work tomorrow at 4pm and work until 11pm which means I get less than an hour to goof around after school. There goes my day. Anyway, to celebrate this monumental occasion, I give you a special retail work safety commercial. Enjoy.

THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENCE – THANK CANADA FOR THIS